Ted Lasso Quote

Roy: I've given this a lot of thought. Next time we do this drill, we tie multiple guys' dicks to one guy's d?ck. Yeah?
Coach Beard: That was a one-shot deal, Roy.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty sure we cooked that whole bird already, Coach.
Roy: Huh. Shame.

Quote from S03E07 - The Strings That Bind Us

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