Ted Lasso Quote

Keeley: I mean, I'm not heartbroken. It's more like heart-bent.
Ted: Ooh, heart-bent. I like that. It's a great title for a country song. You know, like... (singing) I'm heart-bent in my apartment 'Cause all that you left, was your fart scent.
Rebecca: All right. Goodbye, Ted.
Ted: (singing as he leaves) And now that you're gone. I wrote this song. 'Cause all you left was the smell of your farts.

Quote from S03E09 - La Locker Room Aux Folles


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