Ted Lasso Quote

Ted: When I was growing up back in Kansas City, I had a buddy named Stevey Jewell. Now, he was a huge Denver Broncos fan. But we were all growing up smack dab in the middle of Chiefs country. So he used to catch a lot of guff for it, you know? But me? Me, I-I told him it didn't affect the way I felt about him at all, you know? I told him that I "didn't care." (stammers) And I didn't, you know. But then in 19s... what, '97, '98, he had to watch back-to-back Super Bowls with the Denver Broncos in 'em all by himself. First one, he ate an entire seven-layer dip from Price Chopper all by himself. Big ol' thing. And it just wrecked his stomach. Apparently, he destroyed the toilet in his parents' basement. (stammers) I remember the rumor at the time being that he caused $9,000 worth of damage. Could you imagine? To a toilet. 9,000 bucks. The next year, he did the exact same thing. All by himself. He must have thought it was good luck or something. I don't know. 'Cause I wasn't there. 'Cause I "didn't care." But I should've cared. You know? I should've supported him. I-I should've been at his house both them years. Sharing that seven-layer dip with my friend while his garbage-ass team wins back-to-back Super Bowls.
Colin: Coach, did you just compare being gay to being a Denver Broncos fan?
Ted: You know what? I did, and I regret it. Yeah. Sorry about that.
Jamie: What the f?ck are Denver Broncos?

Quote from S03E09 - La Locker Room Aux Folles

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