Ted Lasso Quote

Dottie: What are all these crazy symbols on your oven dial?
Ted: Yeah, um, well, the one with the line under the nuclear power symbol, that's for making cookies and chicken. The, uh, three squiggly lines let you burn a frozen pizza. And the key symbol there, that makes the whole thing beep until Beard comes over and fixes it for me.

Quote from S03E11 - Mom City


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