Ted Lasso Quote

Ted: What are three words you would use to describe me? You got any ideas, Arch?
Archie: Strong. (Hands Ted a bag of snacks)
Ted: (opens the bag) Yeah, I got you. Okay, strong. You got two more, bud?
Archie: Poopy butts.
Ted: That is indeed two more words, and while not exactly what I'm looking for, I am sincerely impressed. (takes some snacks from the bag) That's Ted tax. All right.

Quote from S04E07 - Yes & Baby


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