Ted Lasso Quote

Coach Beard: Jane had a surprise for me.
Ted: Oh, that's nice.
Coach Beard: My passport. Which she shredded so that I wouldn't be able to leave the country.
Ted: Good thing you got dual citizenship, huh?
Coach beard: Triple. Vatican City is a country, baby.

Quote from S03E12 - So Long, Farewell


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