Ted Lasso Quote

Ted: How's that knee holding up?
Roy: Oh, fine. Why the f**k would something we use so f**king much be held together by ligaments the size of rubber bands?
Ted: I always figured God started up top, you know, working really hard on the brains and heart and stuff, but once he got past our privates, he just started phoning it in.

Quote from S04E02 - Curiouser and Curiouser!


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