Ted Lasso Quote
Ted: Hey, Boots, so what's going on? You ain't ever wear gloves?
Boots: Well, I didn't as a kid, but then the academy made me wear them.
Ted: Uh-huh. And what? Made things worse?
Boots: No, it worked. It just felt like someone else was making the saves. You know, I couldn't feel the ball anymore.
Ted: I get that. Yeah, but don't it sting?
Boots: F**k yeah. But the sting is everything, isn't it? What's the point in life if you're not feeling it all? No, I'm no masochist, Coach, but when I go to the dentist, no novocaine. I don't drink. I don't use oven mitts. You know, if someone offers me earplugs at a concert, I pop them right in my mouth and eat them like candy.
Ted: You could just put them in your pocket.
Boots: Let me ask you, do you prefer with a condom or without?
Ted: Hmmm... well, I'ma go back.
Quote from S04E02 - Curiouser and Curiouser!