Ted Lasso Quote

Roy: All of these benches have one side shorter than the other.
Keeley: Why would you do that?
Roy: I booby-trapped it. Loads of teams do it to f**k with visiting teams' heads. Higher hooks make the players feel shorter, hotter temperatures make them sleepy. It's a respectable, long-standing tradition in football. But that shit's child's play. I wanna make the visitors feel like they're f**king hallucinating.

Quote from S04E02 - Curiouser and Curiouser!


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