Ted Lasso Quote
Ted: Which one of the twins do you think was born first?
Alice: Who cares?
Ted: Well, in my experience, twins do. I went to middle school with these two fellas, Hank and Howie Rassmussen. Identical as all hell except for their temperaments. See, Howie had this big old chip on his shoulder 'cause Hank was born like 20 minutes before him. So growing up, anything that Hank did, Howie had to do it better.
Alice: Whatever this is, I don't like it.
Ted: I'm talking school, ping-pong, skipping stones, whatever it was, Howie was always a step ahead. Kept on through their entire lives, all the way through Hank becoming a doctor to Howie going to prison for burning down his twin brother's abortion clinic.
Alice: What is your point?
Ted: I think Siobhan's older.
Quote from S04E02 - Curiouser and Curiouser!