Ted Lasso Quote
Alice: Let me break it down in one of your little stories you love so much. So the three cliques are like the three main characters in Harry Potter.
Coach Beard: Ouch.
Ted: Coach already knows this, but Harry Potter is one of my blind spots.
Alice: Mate, you don't know Harry Potter?
Ted: My little boy got into Percy Jackson, and we never looked back.
Coach Beard: It's okay. I'll translate. Carry on with your wizarding jag.
Alice: So the attackers are like the character Harry Potter.
Coach Beard: Who's like Ferris Bueller.
Ted: 'Cause they create exciting moments, but can be a little selfish at times?
Coach Beard: Boom.
Alice: Your defenders are like Ron Weasley.
Coach Beard: Who's a total Cameron Frye.
Ted: 'Cause they're protective and loyal, but they also skew anxious and risk-avoidant.
Alice: And then the midfielders are like Hermione Granger.
Coach Beard: The great Sloane Peterson.
Ted: 'Cause they are logical and seek balance and despite their quiet leadership can feel underserved by the narrative at times. Okay, got it. Wonderful.
Quote from S04E04 - Greyhound's Day Off