Ted Lasso Quote
Ted: What do they do in the movies?
Coach Beard: In Mean Girls, Regina George gets hit by a bus
Ted: Double-decker would kill someone. That's a pass.
Coach Beard: In Heathers, Veronica murders all the Heathers.
Ted: Also a pass. What happens in Lost Boys?
Coach Beard: In Lost Boys, the vampire clique gets broken up by stakes to the heart.
Ted: Yeah. I'll tell you what though, it's the lack of adult supervision in that movie that's the real antagonist.
Coach Beard: Amen.
Ted: We ain't got a Mean Girl or a Heather or a dreamboat of a vampire with a dangling earring on our team.
Coach Beard: Love a dangler.
Quote from S04E04 - Greyhound's Day Off