Ted Lasso Quote

Alice: Ted, I know you're trying to make me a more positive person, but let's face it, the world sucks f**king d*ck.
Coach Beard: With teeth.
Alice: Amen.
Ted: Oh. Okay, you two, why don't you cool your jets and let's see how the penalty turns out, please.

Quote from S04E09 - Mae Rides the Bus


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