Ted Lasso Quote
Ted: Any news?
Coach Beard: Nobody knows where he is.
Roy: That f?cking prick's not answering his phone.
Coach Beard: Neither is his agent, his manager, his publicist, his trainer, his acupuncturist, his acupressurist, his fecalist, his avocado whisperer, not even his barber.
Ted: Hmm. Maybe he's dead.
Roy: F?cking better be.
Quote from S03E05 - Signs