Ted Lasso Quote
Ted: Come on and check out Henry's soccer game.
Rebecca: Yeah, we'd love to.
Higgins: Don't you mean football, Ted?
Ted: Uh, no, sir, we're in America, my friend. We call it soccer, and I've got dollars in my pants, and we use elevators to go up to our apartments where we poop French fries into our diapers.
Quote from S04E01 - Home